Bob went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.
The Doctor said, “Bob, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?”
Bob replied, “God and me are very close. He knows I have poor eyesight and I still do a little drinkin, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I’m done.”
“Wow,” commented the doctor, “that’s incredible!”
A little later in the day the doctor called Bobs ol lady,” he said, “Bob is just fine. Physically he’s great, but I had to call because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?”
She exclaimed, Bob still parties like a kid, but lately “The old fool’s been peeing in the refrigerator!”